Wednesday, July 18, 2012

37 Weeks (a post for my own amusement)

I love all those beautiful maternity pictures on Pinterest where the couple looks so pensive and blissful and the woman looks so graceful like a maternal goddess....

But yeah, that's just not us.  So here are some pregnancy pictures with some musings from me about being pregnant.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE 8 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT WHEN....




... a urinary catheter just seems really darn convenient...
...you're incredibly full from dinner and 10 minutes later you down some salsa and chips...



then you take heart burn medication for the the salsa and chips you just downed...


....and ten minutes later head to the restroom...
for the bajillionth time because the 1 oz of water you drank to take the heart burn medication is taking up too much room in your bladder that is being squished to the size of a pea... 



...and you make the complete circle back to the convenience of the catheter... :D



2 comments:

  1. so sad but so true about the catheter :)

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  2. You are SO stinkin' cute, Amy! And the pensive look on those maternal goddess' faces is nothing more than sheer concentration on maintaining non flatuence throughout the rest of the photo shoot. Pregnancy is an incredible privilege and gift, but all grace goes out the window. :)Enjoy these last few weeks! It's a fun time!

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